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Things I Never Said Before Having Kids

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Things I never said before having kids: Can you relate?

This is the first Friday in June! Our theme for this month is Children, and we’ll have a variety of topics covered each Friday! Today’s post is about things I never said before having kids. It’s amazing the things you have to say once a child comes around! Allison’s just a toddler so she only does a couple things that warrant me saying something to her, but I look back on it later and think, “Did I really just have to say that??” Come laugh with me and reminisce about the things you may have said in the past as well!

1. Don’t stick your hands down your pants!

2. Don’t pick your nose and give me the results!

3. “Ugh, don’t lick the floor!” “She’s not licking the floor, she’s licking her toy cake… which has been on the floor.”

4. Is her poop supposed to look like that?

5. How did you get hummus up your nose?

6. Please don’t eat the table.

7. How do you manage to pee on the floor between the bedroom and the bathroom?

8. Don’t spit out your food just so you can take a drink!

9. Books are for reading, not for eating.

10. Stop climbing on my bed and jumping off.

11. How can you pee through so many outfits in one day?

12. Eh, it’s just a little spitup. I can still wear this shirt.

13. Why do I buy you toys? All you like is the box.

14. I don’t have enough free time to do the things I want!

15. Why does the house smell like poop?

Have you found yourself saying any of these things? What would you add to this list?


Heather @ The Nerdy Fox

Monday 8th of June 2015

The things I say now... ugh. I can't believe it half the time.

Stacey Valle

Saturday 6th of June 2015

haha, I love it!

I don't have kids on my own yet, and I'm certainly not ready for one yet. I'm sure all these sayings, I'll experience that once I have my own :)


Saturday 6th of June 2015

You'll definitely look back and think "Why did I ever need to say these things???"

Alexandra @momsbagoftricks

Friday 5th of June 2015

I seriously died reading this. SO funny and SOOO true! I'm pretty sure i have said every single one of those things. haha love it! Thanks for sharing!


Saturday 6th of June 2015

I'm just amazed that we actually need to say these things! =P


Friday 5th of June 2015

I work in a toddler room at a daycare and the big one for us right now is "We don't chew on our friends!" Lol


Saturday 6th of June 2015

Nice! I think Allison may need that talk pretty soon.

Charlene Asay

Friday 5th of June 2015

This makes me laugh. I totally have a list like this. lol


Saturday 6th of June 2015

I think we all keep mental note of things like this that we can never un-remember. =P

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